26 proofs that kids are just the absolute worst (in the best way possible)

I never thought I'd find myself saying 'don't wash the table with a cantaloupe.'

Kids have you saying the craziest things. I never thought I would have to say, “Don’t wash the table with a cantaloupe!” But alas, here we are. While kids may drive us up the wall sometimes, we can’t help but love them for all of their silly quirks.

Here’s proof that kids are just the worst:

They’re messy

When a tired baby demands on feeding himself. Ha! #pumpkinface #messykid

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Cleaning this up was fun last night…. ?? #kidsaretheworst

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A paint lid that was shut and 5 minutes of nursing your other baby later…#AssumeNothingIsChildProof

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Could be worse. Poo definitely would be worse. ?: ?

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You can’t take them anywhere

My week in one picture #iNeedaVacation #iKnowiJustGotBackButImReadyAgain #WhoseComingWith ?:?

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They never give you any alone time

When all you want is a little privacy to go pee. @kidsaretheworst

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It's Saturday! We get to sleep in! Wait, I forgot that term doesn't exist anymore. And never will. ever. again. ?: @teachermisery

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You know something’s wrong when they’ve been quiet for too long

When your child tries to imitate your face ?#GottaWorkOnYourAngryFace #AndYourMakeup #MarkerOnTheFaceForDays

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I would like to think I would totally jump in with them if I found this ?? Damage is done. Would you get in, too?!? #bath #bathtime #bubbles

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They’re just weird

"Just watchin' tv mom" #mykidisweird #burgerking #averageparentproblems

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In case anyone is curious as to why I'm balding. #mykidisweird

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Not really sure Play-Doh belongs in toes????? #mykidisweird

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All the silly quirks kids have must be what makes them so loveable, right? After all, who can resist those faces?

Emily Brady

Emily Brady is a member of the FamilyShare content team. She studied Communication with an emphasis in journalism. She loves photography and finding a good book to read in her hammock on a sunny, breezy day.